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differenT Love Letter

2009-06-14T01:58:00.003+05:30

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
Often happens in life.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Quiz
Master format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Julia,
Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options
(a)10 marks,
(b)5 marks and
(c)3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the
bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply...
LOVE,
Robert
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Julia's reply letter was also in Quiz Master format...

Robert, Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside.. right?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.

Julia

World's greatest suicides

2009-06-14T01:17:00.002+05:30

Okayyy. I'm back with some funnies.. laugh your blues awayyy...

Cheerio!

a leaflet from a drunkard's diary

2009-06-14T00:40:00.002+05:30

I never take risk while drinking

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

I stealthily enter the house

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame

But still no one is aware of it

Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

Qucikly enjoy one peg

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen

Wife is cutting potatoes

No one is aware of what I did

Becoz i never take a risk

I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage

She: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are

looking out for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black

cupboard

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much

She: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged

horse

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one

peg

in the sink

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's

photo

& keep it in the black cupboard

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say

that

again, I will cut your tongue...!

She: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

I take out the bottle from the potatoes

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

Wife is giving a smile

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!

She: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

Stove is also on the rack

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

But none of the horses are aware of what i did

Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk

Iyer is still cooking

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing

Becoz i never take a risk

Human cells... Just Amazing

2009-06-14T00:38:00.002+05:30

Human cells... Just Amazing

check these out:

IMAGE.1. This image of red blood cells is one of a series appearing in the book Inside The Body: Fantastic Images from Beneath the Skin.

IMAGE.2. Here the blood cells are travelling along a vein within the liver.The images are provided by the Science Photo Library.

IMAGE.3. This bead-like structure with its projecting legs is a nerve cell.It sends signals and commands to and from the brain.

IMAGE.4. This dirty-looking surface is actually a healthy tooth. The cells in the green layer produce enamel, which protects the tooth.

IMAGE.5. A cross section of a piece of carpet? This is actually the small intestine where food is digested.

IMAGE.6. The surface of the tongue is rough due to these paillae, which contain the taste buds and send tactile information to the brain.

IMAGE.7. The cells lining the stomach secrete a layer of mucus to protect against the acidic gastric juices.

IMAGE.8. These crystals may look pretty, but the kidney stones they form can be extremely painful to pass through the urine.

IMAGE.9. These match-like structures are found in the brain and secrete a substance that cushions the brain and spinal cord against shock.

IMAGE.10. Rose petals scattered on a scarlet divan? This is actually the lining of the rectum. The book's publisher is Cassell Illustrated.

only possible with TEAM WORK

2009-06-14T00:35:00.001+05:30

only possible with TEAM WORK